After polishing off the remaining Four Loco supply from the back of the Peps garage, the League voted unanimously to endorse Duval, citing his commitment to stuff and an underrated performance in My So-Called Life as Jordan Catalano. McCorndicks noted 'Sure, he got the Academy Award for Dallas Buyers Club, but I want him to channel Jordan when he's on the Senate floor.' The League proceeded to discuss Jordan's fondness for his car and the epic Halloween episode with Rickie. A Love Supreme did express some criticism for his work in Suicide Six - but thought his role in Panic Room made up for it, as he quoted Junior in a scene with Forrest Whittaker "What is funny about this? Is this shit funny to you?"

After hearing the news that the Rusty Hambones decided not to draft him, Gronk held a press conference to share this new feeling - sadness- which he had never experienced before. Gronk explained that previously, the only feelings he felt were 'good' and 'sometimes hungry', but that this one was 'bad'. When told that the Hambones selected TE Mark Andrews (aka a terribly poor man's Drake) instead, Gronk said that he would not rest until he 'Gronked' Andrews' girlfriend or boyfriend, speculating that the new feeling might go away then.

Gronk then went on to catch all 9 targets & hauled in two touchdowns against the Cowboys.